Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection of my real feeling about relationships, because I do have commitment issues. My friends tell me I have intimacy problems, but they don't know…

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I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor present.

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Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet....

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I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has...

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