Quotes by Doug Larson

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

#Best Friend

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...

#Best Friend

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

#Bosses, #Funny

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of...

#Sports

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

#Food, #Life

The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other...

#Choice, #Generations

Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.

#Memory

It took only 50 years for movies to go from silent to unspeakable.

#Movies

Paradise is open to all kinds of hearts.

#Luxury, #Paradise

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to...

#Politicians, #Politics

The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.

#Reason

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own

#Teenage, #Thought