Quotes by Doug Coupland

I think the killers get far too much attention.

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I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get...

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I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize...

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I like doing radio because it's so intimate. The moment people hear your voice, you're...

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I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside...

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I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock.

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I find it hard to believe that human beings are the crowning achievement of life...

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I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them...

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Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by...

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High school is such a shared experience in North American culture.

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Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

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Good-looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.

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