Good-looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.

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You wait for fate to bring about the changes in life which you should be...

You wait for fate to bring about the changes in life which you should be...

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

If I think too much about all of those Chinese factories where all the stuff...

If I think too much about all of those Chinese factories where all the stuff...

Depression is when you have lots of love, but no one's taking.

Depression is when you have lots of love, but no one's taking.

If you don't change, then what's the point of anything happening to you?

If you don't change, then what's the point of anything happening to you?

Nothing very very good and nothing very very bad ever lasts for very very long.

Nothing very very good and nothing very very bad ever lasts for very very long.

If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.

If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.

Figure out what it is in life you don't do well, and then don't do...

Figure out what it is in life you don't do well, and then don't do...

What if God exists except it turns out he doesn't really like people very much?

What if God exists except it turns out he doesn't really like people very much?

Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle...

Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle...

Before machines the only form of entertainment people really had was relationships.

Before machines the only form of entertainment people really had was relationships.

Gap clothing allows you to look like you're from nowhere and anywhere.

Gap clothing allows you to look like you're from nowhere and anywhere.

A ring is a halo on your finger.

A ring is a halo on your finger.

What exactly is it that humans do that is specifically human? There has to be...

What exactly is it that humans do that is specifically human? There has to be...

Only losers make decisions when things are bad. The time to rejig your life is...

Only losers make decisions when things are bad. The time to rejig your life is...

Brain research tells us that only twenty percent of human beings have a sense of...

Brain research tells us that only twenty percent of human beings have a sense of...

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Adventure without risk is Disneyland.

Adventure without risk is Disneyland.

We live in an era with no historical precedents. History is no longer useful as...

We live in an era with no historical precedents. History is no longer useful as...

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.