High school is such a shared experience in North American culture.

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Try not thinking of peeling an orange. Try not imagining the juice running down your...

Try not thinking of peeling an orange. Try not imagining the juice running down your...

Nature is one great big wood-chipper. Sooner or later, everything shoots out the other end...

Nature is one great big wood-chipper. Sooner or later, everything shoots out the other end...

The real killers in the business world aren't the ones who aim for the top,...

The real killers in the business world aren't the ones who aim for the top,...

Every human being you see in the course of a day has a problem that's...

Every human being you see in the course of a day has a problem that's...

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside...

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside...

I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them...

I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them...

I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get...

I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get...

Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky.

Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky.

Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in...

Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in...

If nothing else, we simply get used to being alive.

If nothing else, we simply get used to being alive.

If you're not a tree hugger, then you're a what, a tree hater?

If you're not a tree hugger, then you're a what, a tree hater?

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by...

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by...

Where does personality end and brain damage begin?

Where does personality end and brain damage begin?

Birds are a miracle because they prove to us there is a finer, simpler state...

Birds are a miracle because they prove to us there is a finer, simpler state...

There are three things we cry about in life, things that are lost, things that...

There are three things we cry about in life, things that are lost, things that...

People will always choose more money over more sex.

People will always choose more money over more sex.

Never loan a book to someone if you expect to get it back. Loaning books...

Never loan a book to someone if you expect to get it back. Loaning books...

I've got 911 on speed dial.

I've got 911 on speed dial.

You can only fall in love six times in your life. Choose wisely.

You can only fall in love six times in your life. Choose wisely.