I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me.

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If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.

If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements...

Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements...

Your body isn't just a body. It's an ecosystem.

Your body isn't just a body. It's an ecosystem.

Never loan a book to someone if you expect to get it back. Loaning books...

Never loan a book to someone if you expect to get it back. Loaning books...

Adventure without risk is Disneyland.

Adventure without risk is Disneyland.

Sometimes it feels as if everything in life is just something we haul into the...

Sometimes it feels as if everything in life is just something we haul into the...

Telling people they look relaxed makes them look relaxed.

Telling people they look relaxed makes them look relaxed.

Every human being you see in the course of a day has a problem that's...

Every human being you see in the course of a day has a problem that's...

You can never become rich unless you like rich people.

You can never become rich unless you like rich people.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

There's much to be said for feeling numb. Time passes more quickly. You eat less,...

There's much to be said for feeling numb. Time passes more quickly. You eat less,...

With Google I'm starting to burn out on knowing the answer to everything. People in...

With Google I'm starting to burn out on knowing the answer to everything. People in...

Royalty is either going to do very well with cloning, or it's going to disappear...

Royalty is either going to do very well with cloning, or it's going to disappear...

I like doing radio because it's so intimate. The moment people hear your voice, you're...

I like doing radio because it's so intimate. The moment people hear your voice, you're...

Most people have no idea how to politely answer a phone. The English do, and...

Most people have no idea how to politely answer a phone. The English do, and...

Make your goals big and broad enough so that they never become answered prayers and...

Make your goals big and broad enough so that they never become answered prayers and...

What exactly is it that humans do that is specifically human? There has to be...

What exactly is it that humans do that is specifically human? There has to be...

Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by...

Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by...

Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.

Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.