Quotes by Dodgeball

Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you. -Patches O Houlihan

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Oh my sweet dick, it's magic. -Patches O Houlihan

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It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there! -Patches...

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Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do...

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Son, you're about as useful as a poopie-flavoured lollipop! -Patches O Houlihan

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If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O Houlihan

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