Quotes by Dave Barry

We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong...

#Dave Barry

We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain...

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We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety...

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We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who...

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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it,...

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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.

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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count...

#Dave Barry

There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.

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The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of...

#Adulthood

I was a young person once, shortly after the polar ice caps retreated, and I...

#African American

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads,...

#Arguments, #People

I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument...

#Babies