Quotes by Craig Bruce

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because...

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Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

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When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

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When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you...

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When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

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When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

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When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

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Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

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Think Tank, noun: The shower.

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Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

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The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

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The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

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