Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk

Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we...

#Death

The first step to eternal life, is you have to die.

#Death, #Immortality

Funerals are all abstract ceremony.

#Death, #Funerals

You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.

#Death, #God, #Life

When youre thirty youre almost over the hill. When youre seventy the hills almost over...

#Death

A girl calls and asks, Does it hurt very much to die? Well, sweetheart, I...

#Death

Art never comes from happiness.

#Art, #Happiness

First your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you...

#Parents

That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both...

#Hurt, #Love, #Movies

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.

#Education, #God

The muffled thunder of dialogue comes through the walls, then a chorus of laughter. Then...

#Laughter

Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?

#Metaphor, #Television