Quotes by Chelsea Handler

Then a homeless man with a dog approached us and put his hand out. This...

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My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own...

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Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. Its the first time an...

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I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many...

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