Quotes by Cedric The Entertainer

Boy, look, look! Look! Your daddy may not had a whole lot of money. Oh,...

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This ain't no Goddamn school of the blind, Calvin! This is the barbershop! The place...

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See, in my day, a barber was more than just somebody who sit around in...

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Dabu! Thank you, Mr. Goodwrench.

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Excuse me... Chuckles.

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That's not gangsta! That's not gangsta!

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Have you lost your mind? I mean, how is it that you can disrespect a...

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Watch what you say, cause we will drop his ass. Take him outside.

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Would you shut up! Let me tell you something. NTL owes us 300 grand. Now,...

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If I want my chips? Yeah, I want my chips. Who is this?

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Alabama porch mo... Nick Carr said that?

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Play my records! You hear me? Play! Play! Play my records! Play Dub Records! Dub...

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