Quotes by Bill Maher

I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.

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I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little...

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I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be...

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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else...

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Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor.

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Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case...

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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

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Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.

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Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.

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A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10...

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Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the...

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When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you...

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