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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
#Love
I think love is the most unbelievable, and critical, thing in civilization. Everything else is...
#Civilization
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#Love
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored...
#Government
INSURRECTION, n. An unsuccessful revolution. Disaffection's failure to substitute misrule for bad government.
#Government
ARISTOCRACY, n. Government by the best men. (In this sense the word is obsolete; so...
#Government
BRAIN, n. An apparatus with which we think what we think. That which distinguishes the...
#Government
PRESBYTERIAN, n. One who holds the conviction that the government authorities of the Church should...
#Government
READING, n. The general body of what one reads. In our country it consists, as...
#Humor
MINSTREL, adj. Formerly a poet, singer or musician; now a nigger with a color less...
#Humor
ZANY, n. A popular character in old Italian plays, who imitated with ludicrous incompetence the...
#Humor
Laughter is an interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate...
#Laughter
Education: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of...
#Education
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#Understanding
QUOTIENT, n. A number showing how many times a sum of money belonging to one...
#Money
FUNERAL, n. A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the...
#Money
COMMERCE, n. A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of...
#Money
MUMMY, n. An ancient Egyptian, formerly in universal use among modern civilized nations as medicine,...
#Ambrose Bierce
FORMA PAUPERIS. [Latin] In the character of a poor person --a method by which a...
#Money
PALMISTRY, n. The 947th method (according to Mimbleshaw's classification) of obtaining money by false pretences....
#Money
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