Quotes by Ambrose Bierce

Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.

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Egotism, n: Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen.

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Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack...

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Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad,...

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Edible - good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad,...

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Duty - that which sternly impels us in the direction of profit, along the line...

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Doubt, indulged and cherished, is in danger of becoming denial; but if honest, and bent...

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Doubt is the father of invention.

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Doubt begins only at the last frontiers of what is possible.

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Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and...

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Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

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Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his...

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