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He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like...

He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like...

Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law! -Officer Michaels

Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law! -Officer Michaels

We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock. -Officer Michaels

We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock. -Officer Michaels

Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing. -Seth

Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing. -Seth

Scarlett Brighton: Kick his ass, Mark! Mark: Shut the FUCK up, Scarlett.

Scarlett Brighton: Kick his ass, Mark! Mark: Shut the FUCK up, Scarlett.

So, you guys on MySpace? -Francis the Driver

So, you guys on MySpace? -Francis the Driver

This plan's been fucked since Jump Street. -Seth

This plan's been fucked since Jump Street. -Seth

Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times. -Officer Michaels

Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times. -Officer Michaels

Evan: Fogell, I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops. Fogell:...

Evan: Fogell, I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops. Fogell:...

Chicka chicka yeah! -Fogell

Chicka chicka yeah! -Fogell

I'm sorry that I blocked your cock... -Officer Slater

I'm sorry that I blocked your cock... -Officer Slater

Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about...

Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about...