Quotes about Rita Rudner

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

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I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new...

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want...

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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't...

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I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears...

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Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children...

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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was...

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We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a...

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To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior.

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They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when...

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The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're...

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The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time...

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