Quotes about Religious

Christian love, which applies to all, even to one's enemies, is the worst adversary of...

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I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

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When I was taught truth, that's when I got my freedom.

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Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife....

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I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

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Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle....

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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then...

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I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a...

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Life is short and if you're looking for extension, you had best do well. 'Cause...

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Life is short and if you're looking for extension, you had best do well. 'Cause...

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