Quotes about Hank Hill

Dangit, Bobby!!!

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Disappointment? No! You make me proud! I've been disappointed by just about everything else in...

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Dale, you giblet head!

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Bobby, you go pick something from the adventure section....anything about a boy with gumption should...

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I am the mac daddy of Hiemlich County.

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I'm not saying you're not good at what you do. I'm just saying I'm better.

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If Bobby doesn't love football, he won't lead a fulfilling life, and then he'll die.

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If your sorority has to sell jam to buy beer, you're drinking too much.

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There's a spoon stuck to your elbow. Do you even know that?

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Son, you're teasin' the gorilla in the monkey house.

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Worker's comp? Do I look like a hobo to you? No, sir, I am not...

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If you'd like to learn more about sexual education, don't! Nobody likes a know-it-all who...

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