Quotes about Hank Hill

Bobby, from now on when I ask you how your day was, what I mean...

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No got dang way, Bobby!

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So are you Chinese or Japanese?

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You know, that special time in a girls life..with the freshness and all...

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You know, Helen Keller was largely useless, but look how we remember her. Yep, first...

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I'm your biggest fan, sir. When I was a boy I worshiped you....and Jesus of...

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Butane is the bastard gas.

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I sell propane and propane accessories.

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You can't compete with this guy. He's a football player, and football players know how...

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I HAVE a sense of humor! I laugh at Tony Danza.

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I always say - if you plan ahead, then when things happen, you're prepared for...

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You can't just pick and choose which laws to follow. Sure I'd like to tape...

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