Quotes about Funny

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

#Funny

I like children - fried.

#Funny

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

#Funny

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

#Funny

Nothing is inherently and invincibly young except spirit. And spirit can enter a human being...

#Age, #Funny

The passions grafted on wounded pride are the most inveterate; they are green and vigorous...

#Age, #Funny

No one has ever come back from the other world. I can't console you, but...

#Age, #Funny

You don't know a women till you've met her in court.

#Funny, #Women

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

#Beliefs, #Funny

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

#Funny, #Intelligence

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he...

#Funny, #Stupidity

It is possible that mankind is on the threshold of a golden age; but, if...

#Age, #Funny