Quotes about Funny

I'm affectionately known by Elton John as either Sylvia Disc or the Bionic Christian.

#Age, #Funny

We ourselves of the present age, chose our common law, and consented to the most...

#Age, #Funny

I think I swallowed a bug!

#Disney, #Funny

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.

#Age, #Funny

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards...

#Baseball, #Funny

To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance.

#Funny, #Holiday

In the world a man lives in his own age; in solitude in all ages.

#Age, #Funny

I got baby food in my coffee maker.

#Food, #Funny

Men do not fight for flag or country, for the Marine Corps or glory or...

#Age, #Funny

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the...

#Funny, #Girls

It's so great to find that one special person You want to annoy for the...

#Boyfriend, #Funny

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want...

#Break Up, #Funny