Quotes about Dwight Schrute

Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with...

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I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position...

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The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition wont...

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I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake...

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How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammermercilessinsatiable

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Would I ever leave this company? Look, Im all about loyalty. In fact, I feel...

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I train my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I...

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There are 40 rules all Schrute boys must learn by age 5. Rule 17- There...

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As a farmer I know that when an animal is sick sometimes the right thing...

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He was already dead, and we Schrutes use every part of the goose. The meat...

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I like the people that I work with, generally. With four exceptions. And I did...

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Why tip someone for a job Im capable of doing myself? I can deliver food....

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