Quotes about Dwight Schrute

Yes I have acted before. I was in a production of Oklahoma! in the 7th...

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I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy...

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A 30-year mortgage at Michaels age essentially means that hes buying a coffin. If I...

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I am not a security threat, and my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.

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Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up I performed my own...

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I signed up for Second Life about a year ago. Back then, my life was...

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