Quotes about Craig Bruce

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

#Craig Bruce

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you...

#Craig Bruce

When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

#Craig Bruce

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

#Craig Bruce

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

#Craig Bruce

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

#Craig Bruce

Think Tank, noun: The shower.

#Craig Bruce

Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

#Craig Bruce

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

#Craig Bruce

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

#Craig Bruce

The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who...

#Craig Bruce

The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is...

#Craig Bruce