Quotes about Billy Connolly

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it...

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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture...

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If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?

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I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those...

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I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful....

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I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of...

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