Stan: (With gun, searching the house) Osama, is that you? (Hears noise, fires gun) Roger:...#American Dad
Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's...#American Dad
Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics...#American Dad
Steve: This is it. I have absolute power. (Over intercom) Doris, could you please send...#American Dad
Greg: First time the threat level's been blue. Just like my handsome co-anchor's lovely eyes....#American Dad
Terry: Actually, Greg married once. Greg: I was confused. Is that why you're here, Stan?...#American Dad