“Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control. Stan: You know what I have to say to that? (Pause) Ah, I thought I was gonna fart.Quote by American DadTopics: Quotes about American DadShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Klaus: You know what looks good to me? Francine bent over that sink. Francine: Klaus,...#American Dad
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