“God, please watch over the soul of this dead dog and carry him up to heaven... because he sure as hell can't walk... he's dead. Amen. -StanQuote by American DadTopics: Quotes about American DadShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Man: Good news. Apparently, that batch of virus was inert, so that means... Stan: We're...#American Dad
Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's...#American Dad
Stan: Here's your allowance, champ! Steve: Wow... a whole five bucks. Stan: Yeah, I'm gonna...#American Dad
Stan: (With gun, searching the house) Osama, is that you? (Hears noise, fires gun) Roger:...#American Dad
Terry: Actually, Greg married once. Greg: I was confused. Is that why you're here, Stan?...#American Dad
