“God, please watch over the soul of this dead dog and carry him up to heaven... because he sure as hell can't walk... he's dead. Amen. -StanQuote by American DadTopics: Quotes about American DadShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Stan: Here's your allowance, champ! Steve: Wow... a whole five bucks. Stan: Yeah, I'm gonna...#American Dad
Hayley: Dad, you're a weapons expert! When was the last time you fought someone hand-to-hand?...#American Dad
Stan: Uh, excuse me, are you Francine's boss? Man: Yes. Stan: (Into wrist communicator) Go!...#American Dad
Greg: First time the threat level's been blue. Just like my handsome co-anchor's lovely eyes....#American Dad
Terry: Actually, Greg married once. Greg: I was confused. Is that why you're here, Stan?...#American Dad
