A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity...#Ambrose Bierce
Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered...#Ambrose Bierce
Curiosity, n. An objectionable quality of the female mind. The desire to know whether or...#Ambrose Bierce
Creditor. One of a tribe of savages dwelling beyond the Financial Straits and dreaded for...#Ambrose Bierce
Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.#Ambrose Bierce
Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal...#Ambrose Bierce
