Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Ambrose Bierce Quotes
Heaven lies about us in our infancy and the world begins lying about us pretty...
Perseverance - a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by...
Curiosity, n. An objectionable quality of the female mind. The desire to know whether or...
What this country needs what every country needs occasionally is a good hard bloody war...
A bride is a woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Bore: a person who talks when you wish him to listen.
(Love) A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Habit is a shackle for the free.
PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics.
YOUTH, n. The Period of Possibility, when Archimedes finds a fulcrum, Cassandra has a following...
When you doubt, abstain.
CARTESIAN, adj. Relating to Descartes, a famous philosopher, author of the celebrated dictum, _Cogito ergo...
Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon...
Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern...
To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.
PALMISTRY, n. The 947th method (according to Mimbleshaw's classification) of obtaining money by false pretences....
New York City is a great monument to the power of money and greed... a...
It is more rewarding to watch money change the world than watch it accumulate.