You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

Quote by Harry Truman

Topics: Funny Friendship Quotes

I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.

I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out...

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out...

Your friend is the man who knows you and still likes you.

Your friend is the man who knows you and still likes you.

When we lose one blessing, another is often, most unexpectedly, given in its place.

When we lose one blessing, another is often, most unexpectedly, given in its place.

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat...

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat...

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.

We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.

There are 3 faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

There are 3 faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.

We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a...

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a...

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have...

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have...

There are 3 faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

There are 3 faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.