You said youve been a bacholor for 23 years, thats good because youre about to get married, you wont have any sex. I know married couples, they dont have sex!

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You have officially lost your mind.

You have officially lost your mind.

So Lauren, Why you banging Justin-Bobby?

So Lauren, Why you banging Justin-Bobby?

Yea, keep on laughing, cant wait until it happens to you

Yea, keep on laughing, cant wait until it happens to you

You aint using my credit card, fool. This is your ring. Im not stupid enough...

You aint using my credit card, fool. This is your ring. Im not stupid enough...

Yo whats up? Dude Ive called you like five times, youre not returning my phone...

Yo whats up? Dude Ive called you like five times, youre not returning my phone...

Oh but its like homey, get married at like 30, 35, its like wait, you...

Oh but its like homey, get married at like 30, 35, its like wait, you...

Dude! I dont have a problem with you, you know that, its like I love...

Dude! I dont have a problem with you, you know that, its like I love...

Crap Daddy? Crap Daddy is with his wife in Colorado. I bet you right now...

Crap Daddy? Crap Daddy is with his wife in Colorado. I bet you right now...

Homey, youve been dating Heidi for one year. Why dont you wait at least two...

Homey, youve been dating Heidi for one year. Why dont you wait at least two...

Homie weve planning this for two months, its like theyre all dont look at me...

Homie weve planning this for two months, its like theyre all dont look at me...

Love is a horrible, horrible thing when it goes wrong.

Love is a horrible, horrible thing when it goes wrong.

What? Dude? Are you talking about getting married? You cant even say it with a...

What? Dude? Are you talking about getting married? You cant even say it with a...

Spencer broke up with me.

Spencer broke up with me.

Dude, if you are mad at me for hanging out with Lauren, then that is...

Dude, if you are mad at me for hanging out with Lauren, then that is...

I feel like Im back in high school with this.. how long have I been...

I feel like Im back in high school with this.. how long have I been...

Him and Heidi, I guess theyre just inseperable and thats all he needs right now....

Him and Heidi, I guess theyre just inseperable and thats all he needs right now....

Spencer doesnt go out. Spencer stays at home all night. Were always together. I like...

Spencer doesnt go out. Spencer stays at home all night. Were always together. I like...

I broke my finger. Swear to God. Its broken. Lauren did it.

I broke my finger. Swear to God. Its broken. Lauren did it.

Go out and enjoy your life. You've been cooped up in this little, this little...

Go out and enjoy your life. You've been cooped up in this little, this little...

I understand that youre in love, BUT, it just sucks when you just flake out...

I understand that youre in love, BUT, it just sucks when you just flake out...