Dude, if you are mad at me for hanging out with Lauren, then that is ridiculous. Its like how long have we been friends for? Im not going to have an enemy just because you hate her. Thats just not…

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Homie weve planning this for two months, its like theyre all dont look at me...

Homie weve planning this for two months, its like theyre all dont look at me...

Go out and enjoy your life. You've been cooped up in this little, this little...

Go out and enjoy your life. You've been cooped up in this little, this little...

Spencer broke up with me.

Spencer broke up with me.

Dude! I dont have a problem with you, you know that, its like I love...

Dude! I dont have a problem with you, you know that, its like I love...

Love is a horrible, horrible thing when it goes wrong.

Love is a horrible, horrible thing when it goes wrong.

Oh but its like homey, get married at like 30, 35, its like wait, you...

Oh but its like homey, get married at like 30, 35, its like wait, you...

I broke my finger. Swear to God. Its broken. Lauren did it.

I broke my finger. Swear to God. Its broken. Lauren did it.

You aint using my credit card, fool. This is your ring. Im not stupid enough...

You aint using my credit card, fool. This is your ring. Im not stupid enough...

So Lauren, Why you banging Justin-Bobby?

So Lauren, Why you banging Justin-Bobby?

I understand that youre in love, BUT, it just sucks when you just flake out...

I understand that youre in love, BUT, it just sucks when you just flake out...

Him and Heidi, I guess theyre just inseperable and thats all he needs right now....

Him and Heidi, I guess theyre just inseperable and thats all he needs right now....

Crap Daddy? Crap Daddy is with his wife in Colorado. I bet you right now...

Crap Daddy? Crap Daddy is with his wife in Colorado. I bet you right now...

What? Dude? Are you talking about getting married? You cant even say it with a...

What? Dude? Are you talking about getting married? You cant even say it with a...

Homey, youve been dating Heidi for one year. Why dont you wait at least two...

Homey, youve been dating Heidi for one year. Why dont you wait at least two...

Yo whats up? Dude Ive called you like five times, youre not returning my phone...

Yo whats up? Dude Ive called you like five times, youre not returning my phone...

You said youve been a bacholor for 23 years, thats good because youre about to...

You said youve been a bacholor for 23 years, thats good because youre about to...

Yea, keep on laughing, cant wait until it happens to you

Yea, keep on laughing, cant wait until it happens to you

I feel like Im back in high school with this.. how long have I been...

I feel like Im back in high school with this.. how long have I been...

Spencer doesnt go out. Spencer stays at home all night. Were always together. I like...

Spencer doesnt go out. Spencer stays at home all night. Were always together. I like...