You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself? Yeah, I'd like to see you make a film first before you get to talk about it. What a jerk.

Quote by George Clooney

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The only failure is not to try.

The only failure is not to try.

When you're young you believe it when people tell you how good you are. And...

When you're young you believe it when people tell you how good you are. And...

There's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq.

There's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq.

After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids....

After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids....

I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately,...

I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately,...

I'm the flavor of the month.

I'm the flavor of the month.

I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then...

I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then...

I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves...

I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves...

Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of...

Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of...

We're picking on people we can beat.

We're picking on people we can beat.

You have only a short period of time in your life to make your mark,...

You have only a short period of time in your life to make your mark,...

I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had...

I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had...

I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything.

I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything.

They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried...

They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried...

I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become...

I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become...

I resolve not to drink liquids before donning the Bat-suit.

I resolve not to drink liquids before donning the Bat-suit.

I'm really white trash.

I'm really white trash.

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs,...

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs,...

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food!

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food!

There are some men who lift the age they inhabit, till all men walk on...

There are some men who lift the age they inhabit, till all men walk on...

Control your time. If you're working off your in-box, you're working off the priorities of...

Control your time. If you're working off your in-box, you're working off the priorities of...