You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY FUCKING SHORE! Seeya later mum!

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I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I...

I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I...

Seriously like who pee's in a bar?

Seriously like who pee's in a bar?

You look at me you think I'm like a stuck up bitch, but yet, like,...

You look at me you think I'm like a stuck up bitch, but yet, like,...

I call my vibrator the Elmo, because you know like tickle me Elmo

I call my vibrator the Elmo, because you know like tickle me Elmo

Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.

Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.

This are the 3 things I think Im addicted to: Bronzer, Boys & Alcohol.

This are the 3 things I think Im addicted to: Bronzer, Boys & Alcohol.

I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff.

I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff.

I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place...

I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place...

I got a boner.

I swear on my cat's grave.

I swear on my cat's grave.

Even though we're tiny bitches I don't give a shit. I will fucking attack you...

Even though we're tiny bitches I don't give a shit. I will fucking attack you...

Oh my God! Someone needs to kiss my ass asap!

Oh my God! Someone needs to kiss my ass asap!

Life is tough enough. Might as well do the easy stuff to make yourself feel...

Life is tough enough. Might as well do the easy stuff to make yourself feel...

Lol so I'm the asshole in the bathroom that can't get the motion censored water...

Lol so I'm the asshole in the bathroom that can't get the motion censored water...

I haven't had sex in like four months. Right now I need to be smushing!

I haven't had sex in like four months. Right now I need to be smushing!

I really don't want to cheat, like seriously, I don't want to.. but if youre...

I really don't want to cheat, like seriously, I don't want to.. but if youre...

Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fucking whale sperm

Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fucking whale sperm

I am tanned; I like being tanned, BITCH!

I am tanned; I like being tanned, BITCH!

I hate guys. I'm turning lesbian. I swear.

I hate guys. I'm turning lesbian. I swear.

Every time I get excited I have to poop.

Every time I get excited I have to poop.