I've done a fair share of stupid things in my life, a couple of which should have put me in the grave. But here I am, typing away as if I had a brain.

Quote by Craig Wilson

Topics: Death Quotes, Vacation Quotes

Personally, I've always thought dying on vacation was the better way to go . ....

Personally, I've always thought dying on vacation was the better way to go . ....

Personally, I've always thought dying on vacation was the better way to go . ....

Personally, I've always thought dying on vacation was the better way to go . ....

The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of...

The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of...

If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound...

If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound...

A living dog is better than a dead lion

A living dog is better than a dead lion

A hungry dog hunts best

A hungry dog hunts best

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at...

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at...

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to...

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to...

Dogs have not the power of comparing. A dog will take a small piece of...

Dogs have not the power of comparing. A dog will take a small piece of...

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man...

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man...

The cat is the mirror of his human's mind...the dog mirrors his human's physical appearance.

The cat is the mirror of his human's mind...the dog mirrors his human's physical appearance.

If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong...

If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong...

From a dog's point of view his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.

From a dog's point of view his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.

Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot

Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot

A reasonable amount o fleas is good for a dog - keeps him from brooding...

A reasonable amount o fleas is good for a dog - keeps him from brooding...

If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of...

If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of...

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself...

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself...

If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas

If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you;...

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you;...