I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you're just sober because you're on probation.

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I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.

I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness...

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness...

Im so tired of pretending my life isnt perfect and bitching and just winning every...

Im so tired of pretending my life isnt perfect and bitching and just winning every...

I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I...

I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I...

You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to...

You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to...

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the...

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the...

Look what Im dealing with, man, Im dealing with fools and trolls.

Look what Im dealing with, man, Im dealing with fools and trolls.

The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.

The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.

CBS picked a fight with a warlock.

CBS picked a fight with a warlock.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do...

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do...

I've always been pretty old-fashioned. I'm kind of a missionary guy.

I've always been pretty old-fashioned. I'm kind of a missionary guy.

Im tired of pretending Im not a total bitchin rock star from Mars.

Im tired of pretending Im not a total bitchin rock star from Mars.

You cant process me with a normal brain.

You cant process me with a normal brain.

I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every...

I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every...

I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you...

I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you...

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived...

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived...

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.

I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke

I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke

Can't is the cancer of happening.

Can't is the cancer of happening.

You can't process me with a normal brain.

You can't process me with a normal brain.