I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you're just sober because you're on probation.

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I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke

I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke

It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I...

It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I...

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness...

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness...

CBS picked a fight with a warlock.

CBS picked a fight with a warlock.

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included...

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included...

There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac...

There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac...

Winning.Winning.

Winning.Winning.

I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.

I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.

I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.

I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.

I'm bi-winning.

I'm bi-winning.

The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.

The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.

You can't process me with a normal brain.

You can't process me with a normal brain.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do...

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do...

Bring me Dr. Clown shoes.

Bring me Dr. Clown shoes.

Im so tired of pretending my life isnt perfect and bitching and just winning every...

Im so tired of pretending my life isnt perfect and bitching and just winning every...

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to...

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to...

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time,...

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time,...

What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you...

What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you...

There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.

There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.

I was banging seven-gram rocks, because thats how I roll. I have one speed, I...

I was banging seven-gram rocks, because thats how I roll. I have one speed, I...