I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Quote by Charles M Schulz

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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing...

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing...

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it...

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it...

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy....

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy....

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it...

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it...

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very...

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very...

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out...

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out...

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a...

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

For my high colestorol my doctor prescribed me a boyfriend.

For my high colestorol my doctor prescribed me a boyfriend.

I always look skint. When I buy a Big Issue, people take it out of...

I always look skint. When I buy a Big Issue, people take it out of...

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of mans superiority to all that befalls...

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of mans superiority to all that befalls...

Liars need good memories

Liars need good memories

The pleasure that forgiveness gives you canâ€™t be achieved from revenge.

The pleasure that forgiveness gives you canâ€™t be achieved from revenge.