I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Quote by Charles M Schulz

Topics: Funny Quotes

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

A wise old owl sat on an oak; The more he saw the less he...

A wise old owl sat on an oak; The more he saw the less he...

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a...

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a...

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it...

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it...

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy....

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy....

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a...

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a...

No problem is too big to run away from.

No problem is too big to run away from.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Old age ain't no place for sissies.

Old age ain't no place for sissies.

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me...

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me...