Nothin' he loved more than jazz music and womens titties. -Ethan Tremblay

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You know, I just wanna offer an explanation, sir, as to why you wound up...

You know, I just wanna offer an explanation, sir, as to why you wound up...

If you're allergic to waffles, then don't eat waffles. -Peter

If you're allergic to waffles, then don't eat waffles. -Peter

Ethan, you broke the seal when you poured out the coffee, then you poured your...

Ethan, you broke the seal when you poured out the coffee, then you poured your...

You sound like Jason Bourne, man. You don't know where you're going, no ID. -Peter...

You sound like Jason Bourne, man. You don't know where you're going, no ID. -Peter...

I can't believe I did that! Sorry, Peter. I'm so sorry. I didn't think it...

I can't believe I did that! Sorry, Peter. I'm so sorry. I didn't think it...

It's like...God almighty! Holy moly! It's like traveling with a child. -Ethan Tremblay

It's like...God almighty! Holy moly! It's like traveling with a child. -Ethan Tremblay

Dad, you were like a father to me.

Dad, you were like a father to me.

Let me give you a little bit of friendly advice, nobody who calls themselves Hollywood...

Let me give you a little bit of friendly advice, nobody who calls themselves Hollywood...

Sorry. I'm a deep sleeper, it's a condition. You know when they say; 'I think...

Sorry. I'm a deep sleeper, it's a condition. You know when they say; 'I think...

What about the dog? Does he have glycoma? Cause his eyes are glassy as fuck....

What about the dog? Does he have glycoma? Cause his eyes are glassy as fuck....

You better change yourself before you wreck yourself. -Ethan Tremblay

You better change yourself before you wreck yourself. -Ethan Tremblay

What are you, my fucking boss? You make the hours here? I say we close,...

What are you, my fucking boss? You make the hours here? I say we close,...

You were like a fucking commando! You were a comanche warrior. -Peter Highman

You were like a fucking commando! You were a comanche warrior. -Peter Highman

Yeah, there's plenty of him still in here. Darryl, he made three cups of coffee,...

Yeah, there's plenty of him still in here. Darryl, he made three cups of coffee,...

I kept some. I kept a little bit of it and put it in my...

I kept some. I kept a little bit of it and put it in my...

I got ninety friends on Facebook, twelve of them are pending, but I got ninety...

I got ninety friends on Facebook, twelve of them are pending, but I got ninety...

Have you ever seen the movie Forrest Gump? He ran across the U.S. and he...

Have you ever seen the movie Forrest Gump? He ran across the U.S. and he...

Fine. But in the future when we're hanging out as buddies, if we get into...

Fine. But in the future when we're hanging out as buddies, if we get into...

Wow, I've been called a lot of things, man. But inappropriate...that's some fucked up shit,...

Wow, I've been called a lot of things, man. But inappropriate...that's some fucked up shit,...

You Americano's sneak into our country, bring drugs, party. You sleep with our women. -Federali...

You Americano's sneak into our country, bring drugs, party. You sleep with our women. -Federali...