Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living.

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One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption...

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption...

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just...

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just...

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What...

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What...

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it,...

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it,...

Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that...

Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that...

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician...

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician...

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite...

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite...

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person...

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person...

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption...

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

When the grandmothers of today hear the word Chippendales, they don't necessary think of chairs.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word Chippendales, they don't necessary think of chairs.

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain...

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain...

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all...

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.

Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person...

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person...

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee...

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee...

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.