Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

Quote by Billy Crystal

Topics: Funny Quotes, Sex Quotes

That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul.

That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul.

I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.

I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.

Gentlemen, start your egos.

Gentlemen, start your egos.

My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.

My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.

Change is such hard work

Change is such hard work

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.

I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.

Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export...

Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export...

Change is such hard work.

Change is such hard work.

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I...

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I...

Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go...

Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go...

Bambi, to a kid, was scary.

Bambi, to a kid, was scary.

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.