Wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think i can't afford this penile implant on wheels
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Hank Moody Quotes
People... they don't write anymore - they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation,...
Do you want me to want you to suck my c*ck
Oh, look at the time....The big hand says F**k, and the little hand says Off....Good...
To quote The Clash, should I stay or should I rock the casbah?
Thats right, I said it, I meant it, Im here to represent it.
Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.
I love women. I have all their albums.
You kicked my dick out of the house. You made my dick homeless. And out...
Hey, its you isnt it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.
Well, you should've called. I wouldn't have answered, but you coulda left a message, which...
Seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean we have all this amazing technology...
Rehab is for Quitters.
Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says...
Could I get a jumbo order of what the fuck were you thinking
I just get so lonely sometimes. I need a hug for a moment and the...
I disgust myself but I am not unhappy about that.
I love all women. I love you. I'll make a run at you... Krusty. I...
How can you be so fucking beautiful and so fucking wrong?
I went there to kick his ass, and I stayed to soak up his wisdom.
Oh, and it'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album,...