Wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think i can't afford this penile implant on wheels
Quote by Hank Moody
Hank Moody Quotes
Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g...
She's got a nose ring too. You know what that means.
Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.
How can you be so fucking beautiful and so fucking wrong?
Could I get a jumbo order of what the fuck were you thinking
I went there to kick his ass, and I stayed to soak up his wisdom.
Seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean we have all this amazing technology...
I love women. I have all their albums.
Wine is fine but whisky's quicker.
A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.
I just get so lonely sometimes. I need a hug for a moment and the...
You sure you don't have a grabass appointment with an alter boy?
People... they don't write anymore - they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation,...
So not only are you a cadaverous slut, but you also have sh***y taste in...
All those things that werent supposed to happen? They happened. What happens next is up...
Thats right, I said it, I meant it, Im here to represent it.
I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister....
Rehab is for Quitters.
You looking for a dick punch?
Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says...