Wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think i can't afford this penile implant on wheels

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Rehab is for Quitters.

Rehab is for Quitters.

People... they don't write anymore - they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation,...

People... they don't write anymore - they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation,...

A BRONER!!! An unintentional male inspired b*ner.. thats the word I'm looking for

A BRONER!!! An unintentional male inspired b*ner.. thats the word I'm looking for

Hey, its you isnt it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.

Hey, its you isnt it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.

You looking for a dick punch?

You looking for a dick punch?

A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.

A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.

She's got a nose ring too. You know what that means.

She's got a nose ring too. You know what that means.

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about...

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about...

Oh, look at the time....The big hand says F**k, and the little hand says Off....Good...

Oh, look at the time....The big hand says F**k, and the little hand says Off....Good...

I disgust myself but I am not unhappy about that.

I disgust myself but I am not unhappy about that.

Wine is fine but whisky's quicker.

Wine is fine but whisky's quicker.

Oh, and it'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album,...

Oh, and it'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album,...

Oh god, pity those poor kids who are never going to forget this image of...

Oh god, pity those poor kids who are never going to forget this image of...

I have found that the back tat is the watermark of the promiscuous.

I have found that the back tat is the watermark of the promiscuous.

I love women. I have all their albums.

I love women. I have all their albums.

So not only are you a cadaverous slut, but you also have sh***y taste in...

So not only are you a cadaverous slut, but you also have sh***y taste in...

You know it just seems to me that its just a bunch of stupid people...

You know it just seems to me that its just a bunch of stupid people...

Do you want me to want you to suck my c*ck

Do you want me to want you to suck my c*ck

You're looking at me like I just finger-b****d your cat.

You're looking at me like I just finger-b****d your cat.

Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g...

Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g...