Wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think i can't afford this penile implant on wheels
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Hank Moody Quotes
Yo K-Fed, the little man in the boat, he's up here! That's where he is...
I love all women. I love you. I'll make a run at you... Krusty. I...
I love women. I have all their albums.
Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.
You know it just seems to me that its just a bunch of stupid people...
Don't tell me what to feel. All my fuckin' life people have been telling me...
All those things that werent supposed to happen? They happened. What happens next is up...
Wine is fine but whisky's quicker.
I went there to kick his ass, and I stayed to soak up his wisdom.
You looking for a dick punch?
A BRONER!!! An unintentional male inspired b*ner.. thats the word I'm looking for
I disgust myself but I am not unhappy about that.
Your mouth tastes like a hobos taint.
I just get so lonely sometimes. I need a hug for a moment and the...
Well, you should've called. I wouldn't have answered, but you coulda left a message, which...
She's got a nose ring too. You know what that means.
Hey, its you isnt it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.
You can't snort a line of coke off a womans a** and not wonder about...
I have found that the back tat is the watermark of the promiscuous.
How can you be so fucking beautiful and so fucking wrong?