Why wait for the weekend to have fun?
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Peace never respects borders
If democracy is based on the people why force it [on Iraq]
Be ready to be surprised
Is it the extremist, or the media, that blow things up
That intelligent creatures exist in outerspace is proven by the fact that they have not...
Rumor: Weapons of mass hypnosis are found in the USA
When you perserve progressive thoughts they might become conservative
How many disasters do we need to unite humanity
For my high colestorol my doctor prescribed me a boyfriend.
A boyfriend should always send you a goodmorning and goodnight text even if you don't...
The awkward moment when the weirdest person in your school gets a boyfriend and you're...
My marriage is on the rocks again; yeah, my wife just broke up with her...
Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a...
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it.
My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex ever. Now that...
There's time for a boyfriend in my life. But he would have to be understanding....
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.
No matter how many times I say I hate you, just remember you're really the...
It's so great to find that one special person You want to annoy for the...
A 'boyfriend' locks his phone, a faithful boyfriend would say 'Babe answer that or check...
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.