Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?
Quote by Samuel Goldwyn
Include me out.
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting.
I seriously object to seeing on the screen what belongs in the bedroom.
Modern dancing is old fashioned.
Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can...
I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five...
Don't pay any attention to the critics - don't even ignore them.
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.
I read part of it all the way through.
Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
It's more than magnificent - it's mediocre.
This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.
No agency is better than its account executives.
We're overpaying him but he's worth it
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to...
If people don't want to go to the picture, nobody can stop them.
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
We're overpaying him, but he's worth it.