Why, Madam, do you know there are upward of thirty yards of bowels squeezed underneath that girdle of your daughter's? Go home and cut it; let Nature have fair play, and you will have no need of my advice.

Quote by John Abernethy

Topics: Advice Quotes

In dwelling, live close to the ground. In thinking, keep to the simple. In conflict,...

In dwelling, live close to the ground. In thinking, keep to the simple. In conflict,...

Don't give your advice before you are called upon.

Don't give your advice before you are called upon.

It's better to love somone who's far and craves to be with you than to...

It's better to love somone who's far and craves to be with you than to...

To give advice and to rebuke the sufferer.

To give advice and to rebuke the sufferer.

It has to have a payroll tax that's dedicated to Social Security. The Social Security...

It has to have a payroll tax that's dedicated to Social Security. The Social Security...

The worst men often give the best advice.

The worst men often give the best advice.

One cannot too soon forget his errors and misdemeanors; for to dwell upon them is...

One cannot too soon forget his errors and misdemeanors; for to dwell upon them is...

A girls eyes have their own vocabulary. Learn to speak that language and you will...

A girls eyes have their own vocabulary. Learn to speak that language and you will...

Never belittle a good deed, no matter how small. The last thing that someone trying...

Never belittle a good deed, no matter how small. The last thing that someone trying...

To accept good advice is but to increase one's own ability.

To accept good advice is but to increase one's own ability.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we...

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we...

Give advice; if people don't listen, let adversity teach them.

Give advice; if people don't listen, let adversity teach them.

Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice; Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.

Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice; Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.

ELEGY, n. A composition in verse, in which, without employing any of the methods of...

ELEGY, n. A composition in verse, in which, without employing any of the methods of...

4 Rules for texting a girl: 1) Don't take 40 minutes to reply. 2) Use...

4 Rules for texting a girl: 1) Don't take 40 minutes to reply. 2) Use...

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Material things aside, we need no advice but approval.

Material things aside, we need no advice but approval.

It is not unprofessional to give free legal advice, but advertising that the first visit...

It is not unprofessional to give free legal advice, but advertising that the first visit...