Don't confuse love with lust. One is unconditional, the other has an expiration date!

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Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

The worst men often give the best advice.

The worst men often give the best advice.

When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.

When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.

Always smile more than you cry, give more than you take and love more than...

Always smile more than you cry, give more than you take and love more than...

One cannot too soon forget his errors and misdemeanors; for to dwell upon them is...

One cannot too soon forget his errors and misdemeanors; for to dwell upon them is...

If you want people to notice your faults, start giving advice.

If you want people to notice your faults, start giving advice.

No shadow without light.

No shadow without light.

In giving advice seek to help, not to please, your friend.

In giving advice seek to help, not to please, your friend.

When working out, length is not a substitute for intensity.

When working out, length is not a substitute for intensity.

Indeed, wretched the man whose fame makes his misfortunes famous.

Indeed, wretched the man whose fame makes his misfortunes famous.

Even the Congressional Budget Office and the Social Security trustees appointed by the president say...

Even the Congressional Budget Office and the Social Security trustees appointed by the president say...

ADVICE, n. The smallest current coin. The man was in such deep distress, Said Tom,...

ADVICE, n. The smallest current coin. The man was in such deep distress, Said Tom,...

It takes nearly as much ability to know how to profit by good advice as...

It takes nearly as much ability to know how to profit by good advice as...

Advice is sought to confirm a position already taken.

Advice is sought to confirm a position already taken.

Love will ask you to step out of your comfort zone, to sacrifice and to...

Love will ask you to step out of your comfort zone, to sacrifice and to...

Every breakup is just another opportunity to do it right the next time.

Every breakup is just another opportunity to do it right the next time.

I have never yet figured out what to do about good advice that you get,...

I have never yet figured out what to do about good advice that you get,...

How is it possible to expect mankind to take advice when they will not so...

How is it possible to expect mankind to take advice when they will not so...

Live the life you've dreamed

Live the life you've dreamed

A friend is someone who makes me feel totally acceptable.

A friend is someone who makes me feel totally acceptable.

A bit of lusting after someone does wonders for the skin.

A bit of lusting after someone does wonders for the skin.