Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a nice plump missionary

Quote by Oscar Wilde

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I like men who have a future and women who have a past

I like men who have a future and women who have a past

The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly deceived

The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly deceived

Men always want to be a woman's first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We...

Men always want to be a woman's first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We...

She is a peacock in everything but beauty

She is a peacock in everything but beauty

Only the shallow know themselves.

Only the shallow know themselves.

All trials are trials for one's life, just as all sentences are sentences of death.

All trials are trials for one's life, just as all sentences are sentences of death.

It was only a sunny smile and little it cost in the giving but like...

It was only a sunny smile and little it cost in the giving but like...

One's past is what one is. It is the only way by which people should...

One's past is what one is. It is the only way by which people should...

If the poor only had profiles there would be no difficulty in solving the problem...

If the poor only had profiles there would be no difficulty in solving the problem...

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she...

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she...

There is only one class in the community that thinks more about money than the...

There is only one class in the community that thinks more about money than the...

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live; it is asking others to live...

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live; it is asking others to live...

Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality

Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality

Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct:...

Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct:...

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut;...

Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut;...

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When...

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When...

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

My duty as a gentleman has never interfered with my pleasures in the smallest degree.

My duty as a gentleman has never interfered with my pleasures in the smallest degree.

A guy is a boy by birth, a man by age, but a gentleman by...

A guy is a boy by birth, a man by age, but a gentleman by...

You speak an infinite deal of nothing.

You speak an infinite deal of nothing.

I invite people to examine their lives without negativity, knowing that it's scary, but that...

I invite people to examine their lives without negativity, knowing that it's scary, but that...