When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
Quote by Oscar Wilde
Most men and women are forced to perform parts for which they have no qualification.
The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.
Seriousness is the last refuge of the shallow.
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.
She behaves as if she was beautiful. Most American women do. It is the secret...
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would...
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.
When a love comes to an end, weaklings cry, efficient ones instantly find another love,...
The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...
Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us;...
Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...
A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment...
The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer.
When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except...
Women are from stars, men are from penis.
Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for a...