When people ask dumb questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers.

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Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.

God answers prayer in 3 ways: He says Yes and gives you what you want....

God answers prayer in 3 ways: He says Yes and gives you what you want....

I hate the nerds that cover up their answers.. Like come on, let's work together...

I hate the nerds that cover up their answers.. Like come on, let's work together...

Whether a person feels positive or not is kind of a comment on their personality...

Whether a person feels positive or not is kind of a comment on their personality...

We shouldn't be looking for heroes, we should be looking for good ideas.

We shouldn't be looking for heroes, we should be looking for good ideas.

Faith does not give you the answers; it just stops you asking the questions.

Faith does not give you the answers; it just stops you asking the questions.

Sometimes I may look like I don't have clue but trust me, I know all...

Sometimes I may look like I don't have clue but trust me, I know all...

You don't always get answers for what happens because sometimes the answers were not for...

You don't always get answers for what happens because sometimes the answers were not for...

When we pray...God hears more than we say, answers more than we ask, gives more...

When we pray...God hears more than we say, answers more than we ask, gives more...

I don't miss your calls; you miss my answers.

I don't miss your calls; you miss my answers.

I think it's much more interesting to live not knowing than to have answers that...

I think it's much more interesting to live not knowing than to have answers that...

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions.

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions.

Time spent after I finish a test: 10%; recheck answers. 90%; waiting for someone else...

Time spent after I finish a test: 10%; recheck answers. 90%; waiting for someone else...

One word answers are what kills the conversation...

One word answers are what kills the conversation...

Jack the Ripper may not have had all the answers but he was always prepared...

Jack the Ripper may not have had all the answers but he was always prepared...

The trouble with life isn't that there is no answer, it's that there are so...

The trouble with life isn't that there is no answer, it's that there are so...

Keep on asking the questions and learn to accept the answers, even if they are...

Keep on asking the questions and learn to accept the answers, even if they are...

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty...

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty...

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

I hate it when the cashier's ask, 'Is that everything?' Uhh, no. I'd also like...

I hate it when the cashier's ask, 'Is that everything?' Uhh, no. I'd also like...